Jokes Humour from around the planet
A rather confident man walks into a club and sits next to a very pretty lady. He gives her a look, then casually looks at his watch for a moment. The woman notices this and asks, "Is your date running late?"
"No", he replies, "I just bought this state-of-the-art watch and I was just testing it."
The intrigued woman says, "A state-of-the-art watch? What's so special about it?"
"It uses alpha waves to telepathically talk to me," he explains.
"What's it telling you now?"
"Well, it says you're not wearing any panties."
The woman giggles and replies, "Well it must be broken then because I am wearing panties!"
The man explains, "Damn watch must be an hour fast.".